We know finding employment is hard in these times. But fear no more -- we're here to help! We'll find your character the perfect job to help make their life complete. (And earn that sweet, sweet gold.)
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Your character may want to seek employment in Miscellaneous Jobs with this listing: Tonsorial Artist.
Alternatively, what about this: Breweries — Here's a position for you: Salesperson.
Are those not enough? What about a potentially scandalous or extremely dangerous field? You might even get into a fistfight with your peers!
How about Academia? There's an opening as a Mathematician (Formal Logic).
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